Ode To Bad Fanfiction

I love mocking anything I can get my hands on, and Lord of the Rings fanfiction is ALMOST bad enough to mock itself. No really... ever read a fic so bad you can't even speak for an hour afterwards, your brain has been raped so badly? I know I have.

But anyway, I figured I'd mock a good variety of fanfic, which is Random 'Original' Character(female 99.9% of the time... the .1% is usually a female disquised as a male, actually... and its the author of the fic 90% of this) hooking up with Random Canon Character('RCC' is narrowed down to Legolas or Frodo 99.9% of the time... the .1% is Elrond... which is wrong on many levels, so I won't go into that... but I will say this: Crossdressing Elrond should be illegal.)

So! For your enjoyment, this is a basic outline of 90% of stories written by Frodo!Fans. And usually the whole story is written much like the title of this particular piece. "LYKE, OMG!!!11!!"

Anyway, the moral of the picture is: Never draw past 2AM. Ever.