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For those who have played Knights of the Old Republic... come on, you KNOW you wanted to do this.
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Shadowman101 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016
I never really found Bastila Shan all that annoying. Throughout the game she is shown to be struggling with keeping towards the Light, not helped by the fact that, if playing Light Side, Revan has seemingly no problem maintaining to it or, if playing Dark Side, he brings her down to his level. Of course Malak would be able to turn her to the Dark Side when Bastila herself feels inadequate.
Hyo38 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
She was annoying about that, and she fell to the dark side anyway when I didn't.
Kuro-Tsuki-san Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
I want to do that to most Jedi I talk to.
shirone Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015
ha! I can't believe I haven't seen this sooner! Love it. Just out of curiosity, is there any reference to Revan in the new online game?
shinga Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Yes.  Many. There's a Revanite cult, and a whole expansion called "Shadow of Revan", etc etc
shirone Featured By Owner May 7, 2015
Hell yeah! ... I need a PC.😢
Starshadow16 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Student Writer
lol love this one.
seimeisamarian Featured By Owner May 30, 2014
What all good RPGs need? Interruptions ME-style! That would be so awesome...
Gyrothehedgehog00 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
ok so here it is, im going light, then i say to malak"enogh lets end thi" or something like that and BOOM i get dark side points and i ACTUALY say:"OH COME ON MALAK IS A DCK"
julianhellsing Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013
BAtsilia speaks way too much about this "Light-dark-conflict". I donīt take her with me on missions.
YubelHaouJudai Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
Aeliren85 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013
Clearly, your game is bugged.

It should've said "Light Side Points Gained", following a comment by Canderous and/or HK.
KotOR-MSTR Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree with you. Bastila is such a pain with her Dark Side conversations!!!
KotOR-MSTR Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have had a few moments where I did want to pop Bastila one...
UrbanPhotog Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
I just started playing this game, and oh my, I can not stand her! So self righteous.
Kratosismad Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
(can't breath, can't stop laughing) Also, totally justified. If only that was a real option in the game.
3milyranger Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
Nice one Revan. Now she's going to give you a 'sucker punching only leads to the darkside' lecture. The whole time she lectures you, she's pretty much trying to convince herself. I wish there was an option to lecture her about lecturing. It would have been funny. That's what I love about Kotor, even if you didn't like a particular character they were all pretty well developed. I love Bastila and was pretty upset on the endings where she died (especially since it is always possible to save her). Being a rabid Kotor fangirl I've played that game at least 10 times.

If you want what in my opinion was the saddest ending play a darkside female in a romance with Carth. It ends just about as well and you think it would. Maybe even a little worse.
lightbleueyes Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Student General Artist
Bastila: Blah blah blah darkside darkside love leads to darkside. blah blah stilling blahing

Revan: *slap*

*lightside points gained*

Revan: The force knows whats right :D
DarthCreeper Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is exactly how I felt the first playthrough. The second playthrough where I became dark I seriously just tuned it out cause I knew the dialouge
Catgirl4404 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012
Totally, and then later she actually has the nerve to- *SPOILERSPOILERSPOLER* -ark side?! -.- that bitch

(totally joking, Bastila isn't that bad (as long as you ignore her) but I LOVE Knights of the Old Republic as well as the second one, .... .... ....makes me miss my brother .... he took the Xbox when he moved out OnO)
PersephoneWatching Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Skipping every bit of conversation helps, even though you have no idea what is going on.
Starlit-Sorceress Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Professional Artisan Crafter
I killed Bastilla without getting dark side points!

I put up with her yammering through the whole game. I even went along with her and got so many light side points my character profile started shining with brilliant white light.

But when she turned evil, I refused to open myself to attack to save her. I picked all of the "No Bastilla! Turn away from the evil dark side!" dialogue options, but when she still wouldn't listen, I can't say I felt sorry for her. *evil grin*
gromhellscrea12 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011
..I wouldn't punch her. I'd tap my foot on the ground as a warning when time she started to talk, if she's still talking after I tap six times, I kick her in the jaw, jump then land my elbow right into her gut. Then I'd say thank you, I needed a stress relief.
kotorchick22 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
haha nice job :D love it !!
JWG23 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Villainy is fun
theant4 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ahahaha! This is great -- the expression on Revan's face in the first frame is my favorite! "Dark side points gained" lol! XD
DarkAsasoin Featured By Owner May 29, 2011
i wanted do to do that the inter game... lol
RogueKitLeader Featured By Owner May 25, 2011
i tryed to do this option in the game but my tv almost broke
E102Kirby Featured By Owner May 16, 2011
Yeah, sometimes a stfu option would've fit in nicely in kotor :)
Messcat Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant!! =D
Azvee Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011
Thank you!
awesome-McAwesomenes Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011
I agree...It WAS entirely justified!
Dreaming-of-Roses Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011
I actually liked Bastila. That doesn't make this any less funny.
HowlingFlames Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Every play through!!!! :lmao:
Aralys Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
YEAHHHHH, finally someone xD
forcecrush Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011
too bad it's not an option :D
projectstar Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I wouldnt mind go dark side for that
Cerridwen55 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
I wish we could do that in the game! :D
RoluevasVasReisa Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Professional General Artist
lol epic and quite funny haha XD
SynneWarrior Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
XDDD oh, the irony is that she LOVED the darkside the most!
DOOM-Knight009 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
Oh yes... SO wish that option was there.
Zoe-the-Pink-Ranger Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
It's funny because it's true.
I remember the time she started chewing me out for mind-tricking the Czerka bloke into letting us land for free. I was just wishing for an option that said "Czerka are pure evil and represent everything that I hate so I refuse point-blank to give them any money if I can avoid it"
danitiwa Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how you nailed her hand-on-hip pose in the first frame. She does stand like that a lot. And wave her index finger around too.
danitiwa Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHA Nah I just kind of lol'd at how bossy she was and felt superior because later on in the game she was all envious of my Revan for being so amazingly calm and controlled.
The only time I let my Revan snap was when Carth just randomly flirted with her. The hairless wookie line is impossible to resist. Then it went on to making him call her gorgeous instead, and ended up with her calling him a handsome thug haha.
RosenRotSonne Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010  Student Digital Artist
What is it with bioware and making characters that you just want to shoot in the head.
newfoundspartan Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010
They redeemed themselves when you could punch the reporter in Mass Effect.

Shepard: I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.


RosenRotSonne Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010  Student Digital Artist
CinVhetinLaar Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
If only....
Xiley Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010
Wait, there was a *punch Bastila* option on the Star Forge?!? o_o

lol, good work ^^
Sadict Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
ROFLOL! Oh my Sloth! How true! How great! Good job! I love it! *snickers and laughs and falls off chair*
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