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:iconantitwilight: #AntiTwilight
We eat Bella for breakfast :icont-a-t-c: #T-A-T-C
The Anti Twilight Club :iconanti-edward-club: #Anti-Edward-Club
DOWN WITH EDWARD :icontwilight-sucks-ass: #Twilight-Sucks-Ass
strongly dislikes Twilight :iconedwardcullenisadisco: #EdwardCullenIsADisco
The truth is simply funny. :iconanti-twilight-only: #Anti-Twilight-Only
And then Buffy staked Edward. :iconclub-for-everything: #Club-for-Everything
 :icontwilightsucksbutt: #TwilightSucksButt
We are Anti-Twilight-ful!

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YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.

OKAY BACKSTORY.

I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS K BYE NOW.

(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION, I MADE THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE IN THE DESCRIPTION, IT'S A NEW EDIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT

I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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*ChibiEm May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I agree with you...full blown agreement from me
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Mood: Love ~Naru-17 May 8, 2013  Hobbyist
I love This so funny LOL :heart:
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Mood: Love ~hunterofthedark May 8, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
jep.
just like that.
real vampires DON'T SPARKLE! I mean, wth?? sparkle? really? if he'd poop, what would it be? rainbows?? :O_o:

So, just to say : you had me with the first picture and her *glorious* face.
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*RiversideMeadows May 8, 2013  New member Hobbyist General Artist
This cracks me up every time I read it! XD

I had the misfortune of reading the books. I wanted to see what the big deal was.

We now feed the pages to the barbecue fire and I REFUSE to keep them on my bookshelf. What remains of the books now live in a cardboard box under the stairs, I plan on "accidently" forgetting about them and leaving them behind when we move house in a few months.
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~adarwen May 6, 2013  Student Photographer
hahhahahahahahahahahah that was so funny
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Mood: Love ~KuoshitsujiGirl Apr 25, 2013  New member
X3 LOL!!!!!!!!! I luv this!!!!!! X3
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*ChellytheBean Apr 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is alarmingly accurate :P
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Mood: Joy ~SoshiWho Apr 24, 2013
Haha this made me laugh. I totally agree with it all! Except one thing. If you have seen the movie. You would know Bella has zero expressions...So that giddy face isn't very accurate. BUUUTTT it totally worked for the comic. Ok, you probably knew that, but anyways good job!
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~konson2012 Apr 24, 2013  Student Writer
I wish there was a like button for this, but all i can do is favorite and comment...i would like the shit out of this...this should be posted everywhere...
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~CrypticDog Apr 22, 2013
Supposedly she's devoid of any personality, so that practically anybody can insert themselves into her and that equals a flat and utterly unenjoyable character.
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