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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.


I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D


(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)


I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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OneHeartforever Featured By Owner Edited Nov 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Each person likes what they like. Tastes are indisputable. :)

I'm a fan of twilight but i think it's funny how you put, and that uou have a good points though i don't agree in some of them 

Nice work with this :)
dblood42 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 15, 2015
It's a dumb sh*t made for eccentric teenager girls (so basically for all of them). I did not read it, not because I'm an adult man, but because I don't waste my time on sh*t. Looks like sh*t, walks like sh*t, have fans like sh*t, pretty sure it's the sh*t stuff. Goes the same for 50 shades of sh*t.
Oh, sorry, I like this! :)
It's so popular, because that's what teenage girls want: someone to adore them without wanting more. It's not a problem per se, it's thew way people behave in this age.
H4Y13Y Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think you just made me laugh until I cried. hahahahah!
MikkiTikki Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sixteen thousand comments
G1prime Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Student Writer
*G1prime grabs the four books and lights them on fire"
"So light them up up up up! Light them up up up up up up! Light them up up up up up up! THEY ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!"
nerdforever-19 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
I would be burning the books and shooting the CD IF i owned them (even though i hate harming books/CDs). Except for 1 Twilight movie, "Vampires Sucks", it's the BEST version of twilight. Now though time to clean my mind from typing twilight so much.
FrostKnight1 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
i know better, never saw the movie or the book, i knew it might be terrible,  i sensed bad vibes from it because when my older sister saw the movie, she told me " it was a book movie for a vampire romance novel" and i  instantly hated it.
Trojan117 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 4, 2015
You were blessed my friend, I on the other hand was forced to sit through the God Damned sequel (School field trip). And I must say that it is the single biggest turd I have had to watch in a long time. I even offered to use my restaurant money to go see something/anything else, even a GOD DAMN BAYFORMER MOVIE! I WAS THAT DESPERATE PEOPLE!! Also the fact that the English teacher at the time forced us/me to read the book series did not help, AT ALL!!! The writing/characters were/are so bad that I was honestly considering feeding it to my dogs, but didn't because I loved them and would not subject their systems to ingesting pure crap.
FrostKnight1 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
You must have been through alot, to have been through that and lived to tell the've seen...things....
Trojan117 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2015
I have seen things that would turn a sane man crazy, and a crazy man sane. I have seen things, that would turn you white with sheer terror! I have seen things, horrible, unspeakable things, that just the mere passing memory of it causes a piece of my soul and a shard of my fractured mind, too slide further and further into a realm of madness; unknown! A realm filled with screaming, fawning, lovestruck teenage girls; and hot, and bothered, horny cougar moms, that don't know the difference between real romance/love, and creepy undead, pedo stalking. A realm where the title of Vampire; a title filled with history and honor. Has been dragged through the dirty, bottom dregs of romanticism, and has turned this suave, blood-drinkers; into tinkerbells gay, sparkling, emo, bipolar, freshly used tampon suckers! The fact that I was able to survive this, is proof that miracles truly do exist. FrostKnight1, my dear dear friend, may you and your descendants never have to suffer like I have. If by some unfortunate means that you have taken a glimpse in this realm of perverted madness, I pray to whatever deity exists, that you will be able to summon the strength and willpower, to carry on.  
FrostKnight1 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
done and done. i too have seen stuff, thangs... that i will not bother to describe.
those days are over.
Greenham45 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
I love this
oilura Featured By Owner Edited Jun 4, 2015
Ah, those books brought fond memories back. The insanity, the absolute horror, the depression. The characters' psychopathy and insanity that can only be expressed by the book's own badness.

All that book really needs is a sequel with a mind-bending horror, an eldritch creature, from some unknowable and incomprehensible place that causes all the characters to be insane.

If only Meyer ended the book with Cthulhu instead. That will be a much better ending to the books, and it will make much more sense.
musicbxgirl5 Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Student
I think your comic is frickin' awesome! XD TOO. MUCH. SPARKLE. AND. IDIOCY!
Yoshiondiviantart Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Twilight in a nutshell. Did I mention Twilight sucks?
Cloud-Dragonz Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Professional Artisan Crafter
Lol :D
Ne1f Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
THIS IS NOT TRUE! Why? Because not only is Bella definitely NOT ANYWHERE NEAR that cheerful she is devoid of any other emotion other than feeling sorry for herself, fawning over Edward, and being a complete and utter sociopath towards anyone that's not Jacob or Edward (not to mention she has super low self esteem issues) until the fourth book where she pretty much gets forced into having emotions because of her transformation, Kristen Stewart was truly an exceptional choice for the role of Bella.
Trojan117 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015
Actually when you think about it, maybe Kristen realized how much of a two dimensional character she was. (So bad that the paper she was written on has more dimensions than her.) And portrayed the character perfectly. She isn't a horrible actor, she is bloody Brilliant!
IndigoMetropolis Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Never actually heard of the twilight until now, good friend :iconsharletthecat: mentioned it to me and sent me a link to this. If this IS basically how the story goes (some people like to twist/bend plots of stories) I kinda get why it seems like a bad book. But the way you showcased it this way..... I'm speechless from the humor put into it (I have a different sense of humor than others may have)
Violet-Hibine Featured By Owner Edited Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I read the books. it was painful. the only reason i read it is because someone who didn't like me gave them to me as a gift and I wanted to show her that i was the bigger person. I read them, reread them to make sure i didn't miss anything, and then talked to her about them and gave her a good series of books to read. I gave ther the Obsidian Trilogy. she read those and them begged me for more books like that and we were friends XD

Books are magical
daughterofmoonlight Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
and 50 shades is even worse.

all of the above plus rape!
FletcherWolfe Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
Fifty Shades is a Twilight fanfic
daughterofmoonlight Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015
Which is why I made the comment.
OddishPonyGirl Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
MissMunin Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
thank you so much, ahaha awesome.Lily's Rainbow Box Glitter Vomit 
Brys-Silver-Magpie Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Student General Artist
Thank you!  I'm ok with people liking the books, but don't try to convince me they are well written.  I mean, c'mon.  The whole series is based on a girl who is obsessed with creepy stalker boy, who watches her sleep (WTF), is emotionally abusive and cannot accept her for the boring, living person she is.  Then her childhood friend who turns into a giant dog and is in "love" with her, and then falls in love with a baby.  *facepalms* Can't we even have vampires and werewolves be HORROR characters anymore?  WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT SEX?!  *COUGH*  and I'm done ranting. *COUGH*
D3NN1SM3N1S Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
Finally, another chick who understand the stupidity of it all.
HorrorMGAfan19 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
My reaction to the films and books XD
Hawkheart29 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I happen to like both traditional AND non-traditional vampire stories. I read the Twilight series once; they were interesting and decent reads. Not in my top 10 most loved books but not in my top 10 most hated either.

The movies on the other hand.....Well, let's just say the only casting they got correct were the werewolves. But that's just my opinion.
BlancaXLobo Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015
i read the first book because it was a friend's gift and i didn't end it. one thing i can't stop wondering is why bella is so popular? she calls herself not pretty, she's not good at sports, she's not smart, and she doesn't have any supernatural skill...she's special just because stephanie meyer(bitch)wanted to be that 
Lawli-Art Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014   General Artist
I read the entire series in 4th grade, but since I just like reading in general (My entire Lit. class thought I was bonkers for actually liking Longitude), I can barely remember what it was about. Except that it was really, really, stupid.
tigerlova06 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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yamiblade Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
Team Alucard ftw
FletcherWolfe Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
And The Captain to kick he pansy werewolves butts
DreadedOne131 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
I haven't read them when someone offered to sell me the whole series in first edition hard cover for 50 bucks at a garage sale.  I didn't buy them as I saw it as a fad.  I don't think anyone else bought them at that sale.
Mi-chan785 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
This is perfect xD
I've read all 4 books and looking back at it, I don't really know why or how.  Maybe because the German translation actually makes the writing better. (it still sounds like a bad fanfiction, but at least there are almost no mistakes in it, unlike the original version... I mean, I'm no native speaker, but even I noticed the many, many mistakes in grammar and spelling...) I still think they were quite entertaining, but in an unintentionally way? xD

Anyways, great artwork xD
gyro17 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
I once applied effort into reading this......I also applied my head into the nearest desk for wasting it. XD
Catz4eva Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
I almost want to read it to see how bad it is.
RikuChanTheFox Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, Edward had more personality than she did. At least he smiled at the wedding. :/
QueenIchigoHatsune Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student Writer
This pic is proof that I have no regrets getting out of the twilight phase before I went too deep (only read the books and saw the first movie). Too much bashing on that part, and I didn't really like the book series. One moaaar thing. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE (I've grown up with the traditional vampire that bursts into flame from sunlight, turns into dust by a stake in the heart, can't cross water, hates garlic and holy relics, etc.)!!
MellehH Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm crying. This is just too perfect.
ElsafromFrozen1 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Student Artist
It doesn't suck
Writerwoman1 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love books they are my life but I will NEVER read Twilight ever. I have standards and refuse to read anything that stupid  
WhitePedal25 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
Twilight officially ruined vampires. Vampires are sexy and seductive yes but in the end they burst into flames like a birthday candle when exposed to light and they will rip your head off for blood when they EXTREMELY hungry.

I wouldn't mind Twilight if they made the vampires like they should be in the classics and Bella having a different last name, personality, history like explaining her issues regarding her parents divorce and such and Edward being a vampire who wants to feel human for once and feel love.

(Sigh) But sadly this is what we got in 2008 for a vampire romance movie and novel.
FletcherWolfe Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
Actually not completely true. Dracula was actually capable of walking around in places in the daytime.
WhitePedal25 Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
Really? How?
FletcherWolfe Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
I think it had something to do with HOW he became a vampire. Because I recall reading that he could walk around during the day. Also it is shown in Vampire Hunter D. D is capable of walking in daylight. However he could not be in the sun forever because it would start to hurt him. D is also the son of Dracula. I think that those of the Dracula bloodline have a slight immunity to the sun however they cannot be in the sun forever.
WhitePedal25 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
Ah okay that makes sense, but at least they don't sparkle.
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