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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.

OKAY BACKSTORY.

I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS K BYE NOW.

(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION, I MADE THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE IN THE DESCRIPTION, IT'S A NEW EDIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT

I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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shadamy20 Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Thx you
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SoggyBrownies Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student General Artist
I read the first three and a half and I just ground to a gagging halt when the vanilla popsicle got the chick pregnant. I was really caught up in it until that point, because I read lightning fast and I'd read all of them in one week and I hadn't had time to stop and think about it. I also wasn't writing myself back then and I hadn't realized how bad it was, although several times I'd sort of smiled incredulously and went, "Omg so dramatic." But when a corpse got a living woman knocked up I kind of put it down and wondered how that was biologically possible, and then I realized that that wasn't the only thing she'd neglected to think out. I tried to sell them to my local used book store long after I decided I was done with them and they gave me 50 cents a piece for them. I kid you not, three years later the damn things are still sitting on the shelf in there staring at me forlornly every time I walk in. I think I need an exorcist, too.
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ZeldaWolfPrincess Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Twilight ruined Twilight Princess' name...
One day I was playing that awesome game, then my friend called me and she was all like :"Oh my God! A game about Twilight So cool!"
Luckily now she dislikes Twilight too, but I feel bad every time I think about how much poor Link had to stand all this.
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CC1773 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
Very very funny ! XD
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chaoticwafflez25 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
Hilarious
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AmonVangrell Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
Lol
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marssetta Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It was well researched but badly, let me emphasize that, BADLY, put together. Man, I want all of her research so I can make my own Vampire novel, which I have started because I'm awesome, but the way she put it together man, it sucked.
Mars
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Tara-the-Alien Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  New member Student Digital Artist
Ahaha I did the same thing when my friends forced that book on me. Okay no I actually called my mom and she ripped it to pieces then burned it, cause you know I don't have any fathers numbers.
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LunaMoon54 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Student General Artist
I agree with you there, the most annoying thing is that my mom has the whole frigging dvd series and she watches them when she's in that "ooo let's go watch something interesting!" Mood.

Ugh and I gets more annoying when I say "Vampires don't sparkle, they just thought up that idea to make it more interesting" and she's like "how do you know? You haven't even seen one, they might sparkle and you just don't know it" and when I say something else, she just ignores the subject and keeps on watching the god damn things....glad I have friends that hate the series other wise I would be alone in this cruel "OMG, TWILIGHT IS SO AWESOME AND COOL!!~♡" world.

It's a Good thing I like dragon movies.
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Kaluthulacult Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
An artist after my own heart...
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