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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.

OKAY BACKSTORY.

I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS K BYE NOW.

(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION, I MADE THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE IN THE DESCRIPTION, IT'S A NEW EDIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT

I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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Pinkett1314 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
What the actual fuck now I know that every love story is betta than twilight
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DawningDusk13 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Student Artist
I still don't understand why my friend likes Twilight so much. I give her valid points as to why Twilight sucks and she thinks I'm wrong... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
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AthenaDoesGaming Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
It ruined my name, And I was named it before it was popular.
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s0ulasylum Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
Burn the house... And spread salt...
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NickyVendetta Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
I dunno if anyone else made the same comment but....Bella isn't that bippy and cheerful. She's more like a zombie and an emo. :slow:
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goboomonyou Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
Sadly, neither fire nor faith would cleanse this most unholy of relics. The only thing that can come close just so happens to be measured in megatons.
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Leosword Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
This is hilarious. I did the same thing after I read Twilight.
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Thylacine333 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
I agree. I felt..... a bit unclean after finishing the series. But I wanted to read  the the series before joining  the  99 % of the internet who were bashing it.

Nothing really appealed to me. but I am  more of a sci-fi / fantasy person after all. A little bit of romance is ok,  but I when dislike entire book devoted to it.
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themegakat Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
Omfg, I feel your pain. I fought a couple chapters into the book (past my 30-page rule where I put it down if I just can't take it anymore--I did the same with 50 Shades...) but then I felt my brain cells screaming as they slowly died in agony and I had to kill the book with fire. It was awful. Just awful. AND THIS IS COMING FROM A WRITER OF SMUTTY FANFICTION! WTF, RIGHT!? 

And what you said about guilty pleasures, I get that too! I have them and I hide them from my husband on the regular! But oh for the love of sweet baby Jesus, please don't try and tell me how well developed the characters are and how good the writing is. I write shameless smut, for Christ's sakes, and a lot of what I write was way better than that. Ugh. Twilight... just horrible. If you're wise, don't read 50 Shades unless it's just for a guilty pleasure thing. It's even worse. 
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Moonleaf1 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think you didn't get too much hate from this did you?
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