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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.

OKAY BACKSTORY.

I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS K BYE NOW.

(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION, I MADE THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE IN THE DESCRIPTION, IT'S A NEW EDIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT

I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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RikuChanTheFox Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, Edward had more personality than she did. At least he smiled at the wedding. :/
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QueenIchigoHatsune Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student Writer
This pic is proof that I have no regrets getting out of the twilight phase before I went too deep (only read the books and saw the first movie). Too much bashing on that part, and I didn't really like the book series. One moaaar thing. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE (I've grown up with the traditional vampire that bursts into flame from sunlight, turns into dust by a stake in the heart, can't cross water, hates garlic and holy relics, etc.)!!
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MellehH Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm crying. This is just too perfect.
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ElsafromFrozen1 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  New member Student Artist
It doesn't suck
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Writerwoman1 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
I love books they are my life but I will NEVER read Twilight ever. I have standards and refuse to read anything that stupid  
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WhitePedal25 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
Twilight officially ruined vampires. Vampires are sexy and seductive yes but in the end they burst into flames like a birthday candle when exposed to light and they will rip your head off for blood when they EXTREMELY hungry.

I wouldn't mind Twilight if they made the vampires like they should be in the classics and Bella having a different last name, personality, history like explaining her issues regarding her parents divorce and such and Edward being a vampire who wants to feel human for once and feel love.

(Sigh) But sadly this is what we got in 2008 for a vampire romance movie and novel.
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RachelLuhn Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bella needs the same expression as edward, she never smiles, she's an empty, emo twat. 
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AduroDawg Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm the movies and second book, yeah. In the first book, shes like that.
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RachelLuhn Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very well then, I did not know. I think a couple more of my braincells just died though. 
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AduroDawg Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD wait was that an insult? Sorry if it was, idk what I did, haha ^-^'
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