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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.

OKAY BACKSTORY.

I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS K BYE NOW.

(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION, I MADE THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE IN THE DESCRIPTION, IT'S A NEW EDIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT

I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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Wolfchild123 Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TROLOLOLOL! This is hilarious!
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HorrorMGAfan19 Mar 21, 2014  New member Student Artist
ROTFD
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:icondreadedone131:
"The power of Christ commands you!"
"The power of Christ commands you!"
"The power of Christ commands you!"

Hope that helps! :D
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:icontherusticcat:
You forgot the holy water!
*The book starts speaking in latin in a dark gruff voice*
.o. GOD SAVE US! :P
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:icondreadedone131:
I guess Twilight haters will love India!  Have they never heard of Stephanie Meyer?
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yeagercm Feb 1, 2014  Student Photographer
The only thing I like about twilight is the WORLD that Stephine Meyer created.  The only thing that would make it better would have been if she had removed the sparkling vampires and the romance.  The warring clans and development of the conflicts between them was the only good parts of the whole series, (AKA, second half of the last book).  Had she developed the background plot more, rather than the emo child molester romance then the series may have actually been a decent read.  I liked the story for the development of the wolf pack and the newborns and the idea of the ruling vampire family and the abilities that certain vamps had, but as I said the whole romance completely ruins the whole thing.  Making it just horrible to read.  I also believe the that had she written it in 3rd person or with a narrator we may have actually gotten a better perspective and understanding of the world that she so underdeveloped.  Needless to say these books were a total failure for romance, character-development, fantasy, and proper world creation. 

By the way, your comic made me laugh so hard.  :D 
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There's a problem here, Bella never smiles
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VioletDeathblood Jan 26, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
XD lol dead on!
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IMPERFECTINPINK Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i know right? its like the book is totally sugar coating the meaning of love.i mean that the book is giving girls what they want a relationship to be like- competition,drama etc.even though its hardly realistic.....btw kristen
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