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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.

OKAY BACKSTORY.

I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS K BYE NOW.

(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION, I MADE THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE IN THE DESCRIPTION, IT'S A NEW EDIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT

I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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Lawli-Art Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I read the entire series in 4th grade, but since I just like reading in general (My entire Lit. class thought I was bonkers for actually liking Longitude), I can barely remember what it was about. Except that it was really, really, stupid.
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tigerlova06 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol
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Fluttershynesss Featured By Owner 2 days ago
IT WON'T BE ENOUGH, SEND IN ALUCARDAlucard Uh Oh 
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DreadedOne131 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
I haven't read them when someone offered to sell me the whole series in first edition hard cover for 50 bucks at a garage sale.  I didn't buy them as I saw it as a fad.  I don't think anyone else bought them at that sale.
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Mi-chan785 Featured By Owner 5 days ago
This is perfect xD
I've read all 4 books and looking back at it, I don't really know why or how.  Maybe because the German translation actually makes the writing better. (it still sounds like a bad fanfiction, but at least there are almost no mistakes in it, unlike the original version... I mean, I'm no native speaker, but even I noticed the many, many mistakes in grammar and spelling...) I still think they were quite entertaining, but in an unintentionally way? xD

Anyways, great artwork xD
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gyro17 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
I once applied effort into reading this......I also applied my head into the nearest desk for wasting it. XD
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Catz4eva Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
I almost want to read it to see how bad it is.
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RikuChanTheFox Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, Edward had more personality than she did. At least he smiled at the wedding. :/
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QueenIchigoHatsune Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student Writer
This pic is proof that I have no regrets getting out of the twilight phase before I went too deep (only read the books and saw the first movie). Too much bashing on that part, and I didn't really like the book series. One moaaar thing. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE (I've grown up with the traditional vampire that bursts into flame from sunlight, turns into dust by a stake in the heart, can't cross water, hates garlic and holy relics, etc.)!!
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MellehH Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm crying. This is just too perfect.
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