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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.

OKAY BACKSTORY.

I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS K BYE NOW.

(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION, I MADE THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE IN THE DESCRIPTION, IT'S A NEW EDIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT

I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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RachelLuhn Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bella needs the same expression as edward, she never smiles, she's an empty, emo twat. 
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AduroDawg Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm the movies and second book, yeah. In the first book, shes like that.
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RachelLuhn Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very well then, I did not know. I think a couple more of my braincells just died though. 
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AduroDawg Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
XD wait was that an insult? Sorry if it was, idk what I did, haha ^-^'
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RachelLuhn Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No no, I meant that twilight killed more of my braincells XD 
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AduroDawg Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh ok! XD I thought you meant by me knowing about twilight and having read the books and seen the movies your brain cells have died off, haha
But considering I read and watched them when I was nine, I thought everything was worth reading back then XD
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Baby-Crow Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist
I read it cause the apple on the cover looked cool, and everyone in school was going on about how great it was. Could not read past 24 pages.
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KamenRiderHellhound Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
I tired reading it.... could not get past the FIRST PAGE!

Seriously they fuck up the ENTIRE Mythos of a vampire....

and those ARE NOT WEREWOLVES by the very definition of the word... no seriously... in order for a creature to be a WEREWOLF it must be able to turn into a HUMANOID WOLF like form.

What the books show are SKIN-WALKERS! aka... a NATIVE AMERICAN folkloric creature... that's just a shaman that can turn into a wolf.

notice how EVERY werewolf that shitty poops out is Native American... well there's your reason.

also... the BEST line to give a Twi-tard: Soooo your into Necrophilia and Bestiality?... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.. that's DISGUSTING!
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Baby-Crow Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist
Yep, book was terrible.
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Sarachan134 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD LOL XD
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