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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.

OKAY BACKSTORY.

I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS K BYE NOW.

(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION, I MADE THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE IN THE DESCRIPTION, IT'S A NEW EDIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT

I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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Baby-Crow Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist
I read it cause the apple on the cover looked cool, and everyone in school was going on about how great it was. Could not read past 24 pages.
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KamenRiderHellhound Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
I tired reading it.... could not get past the FIRST PAGE!

Seriously they fuck up the ENTIRE Mythos of a vampire....

and those ARE NOT WEREWOLVES by the very definition of the word... no seriously... in order for a creature to be a WEREWOLF it must be able to turn into a HUMANOID WOLF like form.

What the books show are SKIN-WALKERS! aka... a NATIVE AMERICAN folkloric creature... that's just a shaman that can turn into a wolf.

notice how EVERY werewolf that shitty poops out is Native American... well there's your reason.

also... the BEST line to give a Twi-tard: Soooo your into Necrophilia and Bestiality?... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.. that's DISGUSTING!
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Baby-Crow Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist
Yep, book was terrible.
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Sarachan134 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD LOL XD
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LittlePigArt Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You are epic. :D
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mcckaja Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome!!Thats how i feel
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Miutari Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D :D That's awesome comic..:D It's exact. Actually I read this if I was 12 years old and - yes..it's true. :D
"Bella is annoying as hell" XD :D this is the best! :rofl:
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ANGEL-LOVE45 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so true bella's a mary sue and edward is so dull.
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shadamy20 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
Thx you
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SoggyBrownies Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Student General Artist
I read the first three and a half and I just ground to a gagging halt when the vanilla popsicle got the chick pregnant. I was really caught up in it until that point, because I read lightning fast and I'd read all of them in one week and I hadn't had time to stop and think about it. I also wasn't writing myself back then and I hadn't realized how bad it was, although several times I'd sort of smiled incredulously and went, "Omg so dramatic." But when a corpse got a living woman knocked up I kind of put it down and wondered how that was biologically possible, and then I realized that that wasn't the only thing she'd neglected to think out. I tried to sell them to my local used book store long after I decided I was done with them and they gave me 50 cents a piece for them. I kid you not, three years later the damn things are still sitting on the shelf in there staring at me forlornly every time I walk in. I think I need an exorcist, too.
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