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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.


I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D


(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)


I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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Ne1f Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
THIS IS NOT TRUE! Why? Because not only is Bella definitely NOT ANYWHERE NEAR that cheerful she is devoid of any other emotion other than feeling sorry for herself, fawning over Edward, and being a complete and utter sociopath towards anyone that's not Jacob or Edward (not to mention she has super low self esteem issues) until the fourth book where she pretty much gets forced into having emotions because of her transformation, Kristen Stewart was truly an exceptional choice for the role of Bella.
IndigoMetropolis Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Never actually heard of the twilight until now, good friend :iconsharletthecat: mentioned it to me and sent me a link to this. If this IS basically how the story goes (some people like to twist/bend plots of stories) I kinda get why it seems like a bad book. But the way you showcased it this way..... I'm speechless from the humor put into it (I have a different sense of humor than others may have)
Violet-Hibine Featured By Owner Edited Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I read the books. it was painful. the only reason i read it is because someone who didn't like me gave them to me as a gift and I wanted to show her that i was the bigger person. I read them, reread them to make sure i didn't miss anything, and then talked to her about them and gave her a good series of books to read. I gave ther the Obsidian Trilogy. she read those and them begged me for more books like that and we were friends XD

Books are magical
daughterofmoonlight Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
and 50 shades is even worse.

all of the above plus rape!
OddishPonyGirl Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
MissMunin Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
thank you so much, ahaha awesome.Lily's Rainbow Box Glitter Vomit 
Brys-Silver-Magpie Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Student General Artist
Thank you!  I'm ok with people liking the books, but don't try to convince me they are well written.  I mean, c'mon.  The whole series is based on a girl who is obsessed with creepy stalker boy, who watches her sleep (WTF), is emotionally abusive and cannot accept her for the boring, living person she is.  Then her childhood friend who turns into a giant dog and is in "love" with her, and then falls in love with a baby.  *facepalms* Can't we even have vampires and werewolves be HORROR characters anymore?  WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT SEX?!  *COUGH*  and I'm done ranting. *COUGH*
D3NN1SM3N1S Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
Finally, another chick who understand the stupidity of it all.
HorrorMGAfan19 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
My reaction to the films and books XD
Hawkheart29 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I happen to like both traditional AND non-traditional vampire stories. I read the Twilight series once; they were interesting and decent reads. Not in my top 10 most loved books but not in my top 10 most hated either.

The movies on the other hand.....Well, let's just say the only casting they got correct were the werewolves. But that's just my opinion.
BlancaXLobo Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015
i read the first book because it was a friend's gift and i didn't end it. one thing i can't stop wondering is why bella is so popular? she calls herself not pretty, she's not good at sports, she's not smart, and she doesn't have any supernatural skill...she's special just because stephanie meyer(bitch)wanted to be that 
Lawli-Art Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I read the entire series in 4th grade, but since I just like reading in general (My entire Lit. class thought I was bonkers for actually liking Longitude), I can barely remember what it was about. Except that it was really, really, stupid.
tigerlova06 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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yamiblade Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
Team Alucard ftw
DreadedOne131 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
I haven't read them when someone offered to sell me the whole series in first edition hard cover for 50 bucks at a garage sale.  I didn't buy them as I saw it as a fad.  I don't think anyone else bought them at that sale.
Mi-chan785 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
This is perfect xD
I've read all 4 books and looking back at it, I don't really know why or how.  Maybe because the German translation actually makes the writing better. (it still sounds like a bad fanfiction, but at least there are almost no mistakes in it, unlike the original version... I mean, I'm no native speaker, but even I noticed the many, many mistakes in grammar and spelling...) I still think they were quite entertaining, but in an unintentionally way? xD

Anyways, great artwork xD
gyro17 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
I once applied effort into reading this......I also applied my head into the nearest desk for wasting it. XD
Catz4eva Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
I almost want to read it to see how bad it is.
RikuChanTheFox Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, Edward had more personality than she did. At least he smiled at the wedding. :/
QueenIchigoHatsune Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student Writer
This pic is proof that I have no regrets getting out of the twilight phase before I went too deep (only read the books and saw the first movie). Too much bashing on that part, and I didn't really like the book series. One moaaar thing. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE (I've grown up with the traditional vampire that bursts into flame from sunlight, turns into dust by a stake in the heart, can't cross water, hates garlic and holy relics, etc.)!!
MellehH Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm crying. This is just too perfect.
ElsafromFrozen1 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Student Artist
It doesn't suck
Writerwoman1 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love books they are my life but I will NEVER read Twilight ever. I have standards and refuse to read anything that stupid  
WhitePedal25 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
Twilight officially ruined vampires. Vampires are sexy and seductive yes but in the end they burst into flames like a birthday candle when exposed to light and they will rip your head off for blood when they EXTREMELY hungry.

I wouldn't mind Twilight if they made the vampires like they should be in the classics and Bella having a different last name, personality, history like explaining her issues regarding her parents divorce and such and Edward being a vampire who wants to feel human for once and feel love.

(Sigh) But sadly this is what we got in 2008 for a vampire romance movie and novel.
RachelFrasier Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bella needs the same expression as edward, she never smiles, she's an empty, emo twat. 
AduroDawg Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm the movies and second book, yeah. In the first book, shes like that.
RachelFrasier Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very well then, I did not know. I think a couple more of my braincells just died though. 
AduroDawg Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD wait was that an insult? Sorry if it was, idk what I did, haha ^-^'
RachelFrasier Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No no, I meant that twilight killed more of my braincells XD 
AduroDawg Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh ok! XD I thought you meant by me knowing about twilight and having read the books and seen the movies your brain cells have died off, haha
But considering I read and watched them when I was nine, I thought everything was worth reading back then XD
Baby-Crow Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist
I read it cause the apple on the cover looked cool, and everyone in school was going on about how great it was. Could not read past 24 pages.
KamenRiderHellhound Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
I tired reading it.... could not get past the FIRST PAGE!

Seriously they fuck up the ENTIRE Mythos of a vampire....

and those ARE NOT WEREWOLVES by the very definition of the word... no seriously... in order for a creature to be a WEREWOLF it must be able to turn into a HUMANOID WOLF like form.

What the books show are SKIN-WALKERS! aka... a NATIVE AMERICAN folkloric creature... that's just a shaman that can turn into a wolf.

notice how EVERY werewolf that shitty poops out is Native American... well there's your reason.

also... the BEST line to give a Twi-tard: Soooo your into Necrophilia and Bestiality?... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.. that's DISGUSTING!
Baby-Crow Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist
Yep, book was terrible.
Sarachan134 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LittlePigArt Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You are epic. :D
mcckaja Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome!!Thats how i feel
Miutari Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D :D That's awesome comic..:D It's exact. Actually I read this if I was 12 years old and -'s true. :D
"Bella is annoying as hell" XD :D this is the best! :rofl:
ANGEL-LOVE45 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist
This is so true bella's a mary sue and edward is so dull.
shadamy20 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
Thx you
SoggyBrownies Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Student General Artist
I read the first three and a half and I just ground to a gagging halt when the vanilla popsicle got the chick pregnant. I was really caught up in it until that point, because I read lightning fast and I'd read all of them in one week and I hadn't had time to stop and think about it. I also wasn't writing myself back then and I hadn't realized how bad it was, although several times I'd sort of smiled incredulously and went, "Omg so dramatic." But when a corpse got a living woman knocked up I kind of put it down and wondered how that was biologically possible, and then I realized that that wasn't the only thing she'd neglected to think out. I tried to sell them to my local used book store long after I decided I was done with them and they gave me 50 cents a piece for them. I kid you not, three years later the damn things are still sitting on the shelf in there staring at me forlornly every time I walk in. I think I need an exorcist, too.
ZeldaWolfPrincess Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Twilight ruined Twilight Princess' name...
One day I was playing that awesome game, then my friend called me and she was all like :"Oh my God! A game about Twilight So cool!"
Luckily now she dislikes Twilight too, but I feel bad every time I think about how much poor Link had to stand all this.
CC1773 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
Very very funny ! XD
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marssetta Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It was well researched but badly, let me emphasize that, BADLY, put together. Man, I want all of her research so I can make my own Vampire novel, which I have started because I'm awesome, but the way she put it together man, it sucked.
Tara-the-Alien Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Ahaha I did the same thing when my friends forced that book on me. Okay no I actually called my mom and she ripped it to pieces then burned it, cause you know I don't have any fathers numbers.
LunaMoon54 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Student General Artist
I agree with you there, the most annoying thing is that my mom has the whole frigging dvd series and she watches them when she's in that "ooo let's go watch something interesting!" Mood.

Ugh and I gets more annoying when I say "Vampires don't sparkle, they just thought up that idea to make it more interesting" and she's like "how do you know? You haven't even seen one, they might sparkle and you just don't know it" and when I say something else, she just ignores the subject and keeps on watching the god damn things....glad I have friends that hate the series other wise I would be alone in this cruel "OMG, TWILIGHT IS SO AWESOME AND COOL!!~♡" world.

It's a Good thing I like dragon movies.
Kaluthulacult Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
An artist after my own heart...
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