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Submitted: October 4, 2010
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Head Trip - Foreplayby ~shinga

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I seriously did not anticipate ever doing another comic about Twilight, since I figured the two I did pretty much covered my thoughts. Then I got a bit tipsy around some friends and we ended up having a conversation about this exact thing, and I couldn't help myself. Mostly because as of the Sunday of that week I had no other ideas for Monday's comic so I resorted to this one.

(Cue 800 angry fangirls pretending Twilight has science and trying to explain why exactly a cold penis = okay)

*Lyssana11 Dec 19, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

800 fangirls can argue all they want, but the body is normal at 98.6 internal temperature. Insert cold "item" that is nowhere close to that = Bad time!

Logic : 1
Fantards: 0

*Taku-chan13 Oct 14, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

But technically 'Dear Edward' couldn't even have gotten a hardon because no blood.

People Who Understand the Fundamentals of Good Literature: 1204759879488974986907801943
Cullen-Cultists: 0

~bryanadkins Sep 28, 2012

You know who I feel sorry for? Bella's dad.

~bryanadkins Sep 15, 2012

no no! bella should be face deep in the wall, because edward blows like a shotgun.

~GPhoenix Sep 9, 2012 General Artist

Oh, good laugh at 01:48 AM lol Just what I needed before bed. Only thing I don't think is right is that... Bella has a facial expression! XD Great job! Panel two just remembered me about the Sims 2, it sort of looks like that when they woohoo and the female/male gets pregnant