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I seriously did not anticipate ever doing another comic about Twilight, since I figured the two I did pretty much covered my thoughts. Then I got a bit tipsy around some friends and we ended up having a conversation about this exact thing, and I couldn't help myself. Mostly because as of the Sunday of that week I had no other ideas for Monday's comic so I resorted to this one.

(Cue 800 angry fangirls pretending Twilight has science and trying to explain why exactly a cold penis = okay)
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist
If you talk one more time about how you're going to marry someone just like Edward one day, and how Bella is such a strong independent character, and definetly NOT a Marry Sue..... I WILL :iconcensoredplz:ing CURBSTOMP YOU AND THAT FRIGGIN BOOK OF YOURS :iconrageplz:
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Lyssana11 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student General Artist
lmao!!!! You are so funny!

What is Marry-Sue though?
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist
It's kind of hard to explain... it's like when you write a fanfiction or something and you have a character who is super bland or able to solve everything and has no faults... or both... it'd probably be easier to look up :) therefor Bella is a Mary Sue character and Edward is a Mary Stu (male mary sue)
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Taku-chan13 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
But technically 'Dear Edward' couldn't even have gotten a hardon because no blood.

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Xx-Cake-xX Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THANK YOU!!!!!
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Taku-chan13 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD You're welcome! 
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bryanadkins Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
You know who I feel sorry for? Bella's dad.
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bryanadkins Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012
no no! bella should be face deep in the wall, because edward blows like a shotgun.
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Xx-Cake-xX Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ROFL!!
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