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I seriously did not anticipate ever doing another comic about Twilight, since I figured the two I did pretty much covered my thoughts. Then I got a bit tipsy around some friends and we ended up having a conversation about this exact thing, and I couldn't help myself. Mostly because as of the Sunday of that week I had no other ideas for Monday's comic so I resorted to this one.

(Cue 800 angry fangirls pretending Twilight has science and trying to explain why exactly a cold penis = okay)
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist
If you're going to want to have sex with something that has cold junk, and no pulse you're gonna have a bad time
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Xx-Cake-xX Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
How does the blood flow?  No pulse...no blood flow...no boner.. 

No logic.

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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist
and No ramsis... sorry Rihanna.... sorry Ricotta... no Remesneeze... hmm AH Renesme that's it!... SERIOUSLY WHO NAMES THEIR KID THAT??????
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Xx-Cake-xX Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right...imagine being in kindergarten and trying to spell your name. I would cry!
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist
yeah there was a great stamp it said "Albus Severous Potter is still a better name than Renesmee" :D
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Xx-Cake-xX Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes rofl :D
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist
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Lyssana11 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Exactly! lol
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist
If you're think that the vampires from twilight are actual vampires... you're gonna have a bad time
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Lyssana11 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student General Artist
If you believe that Twilight is actual literature ..you're gonna have a bad time.


:D
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