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I seriously did not anticipate ever doing another comic about Twilight, since I figured the two I did pretty much covered my thoughts. Then I got a bit tipsy around some friends and we ended up having a conversation about this exact thing, and I couldn't help myself. Mostly because as of the Sunday of that week I had no other ideas for Monday's comic so I resorted to this one.

(Cue 800 angry fangirls pretending Twilight has science and trying to explain why exactly a cold penis = okay)
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Xx-Cake-xX Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
How does the blood flow?  No pulse...no blood flow...no boner.. 

No logic.

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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist
and No ramsis... sorry Rihanna.... sorry Ricotta... no Remesneeze... hmm AH Renesme that's it!... SERIOUSLY WHO NAMES THEIR KID THAT??????
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Xx-Cake-xX Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right...imagine being in kindergarten and trying to spell your name. I would cry!
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist
yeah there was a great stamp it said "Albus Severous Potter is still a better name than Renesmee" :D
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Xx-Cake-xX Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes rofl :D
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Lyssana11 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Exactly! lol
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist
If you're think that the vampires from twilight are actual vampires... you're gonna have a bad time
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Lyssana11 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student General Artist
If you believe that Twilight is actual literature ..you're gonna have a bad time.


:D
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist
If you talk one more time about how you're going to marry someone just like Edward one day, and how Bella is such a strong independent character, and definetly NOT a Marry Sue..... I WILL :iconcensoredplz:ing CURBSTOMP YOU AND THAT FRIGGIN BOOK OF YOURS :iconrageplz:
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